- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Cows are land manatees.

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Refridgerator.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

A paralysed man falls over.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

time to spruce up!

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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