- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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