- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

Erectile Dysfunction.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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