WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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lol

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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I <3 Hitler

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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I went to work today....

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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Penis.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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