- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Where's my tractor?

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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