- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

What did Washington say to California? WC

Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

hi

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

im gay

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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