- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

What does water smell like? water.

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

Women's professional sports

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

arena football

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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