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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

WILLY

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