You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

The Moon Landing.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

You and your parents are going to die today

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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