Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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