give me a thumbs up

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

whats white and looks like paper paper

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

Knock, Knock. Come in!

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

Rick santorum

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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