Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

kcuf read it backwards

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

guess what chicken butt

What happened to Liam? He Died.

Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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