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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

A man walks into town and takes a shit!

How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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