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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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