what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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Jews.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Racial Equality.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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