- Anti Joke

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

what time is it? 3:16

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.