What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

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What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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