A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

Roses are red, I want a gravestone, nobody loves me, forever alone

A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

the WNBA

A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

there was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead at the edge of a cliff The blond being stupid jumped off the cliff and broke every bone in her body

What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

ur gay and this joke sucks

Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

a man walks into a bar..... OWW!!!!!!

Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

I am Skaldak!

So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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