Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

Giving birth to the antichrist

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

im a selling a car

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

Dozer has a soul

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

Kah-________-

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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