What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

roses are red, violets are violet

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

Mitt Romney for president.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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