what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Yah? Well your a ********

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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