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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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