A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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