A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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make me a sandwich!

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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lebron

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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