I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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You.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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Women's Rights

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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