what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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