Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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