What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Invisible Television.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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japan4.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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