What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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Jokes are funny.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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like my drawing of a white person?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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An asian walks out of math class

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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