Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

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Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

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A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

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What would Billy Mays do if he were alive today? Yell.

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Q: What has one eye but cannot see? A: A blind cyclops

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'Knock' 'Knock' Who's there? Open the door and you will find out douche.

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what did the kid do after the rabbit told him trix are for kids? he beat him with a stick then ate some sushi.

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A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning? You don't.

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Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

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There was was 14 apples in a tree. And that's it.

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A man walks into a park and presents candy to children. They request more candy and thus are laureded into his van. They are raped murdered and never seen again.

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Once upon a time, there was a pair of headphones. It loved the sound of music.

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Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Three guys are in the desert. They find a lamp, they rub it, and a genie appears. The genie says "I'll grant each of you a wish." So the first guy says "I want to return to my family in my native country." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The second guy says "I want to live in Hollywood, be famous and rich, and have dozens of girls around me." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The third guy says "I want to go to Hawaii." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. So all three guys end up being happy.

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What did one dolphin say to the other? Nothing. It was dead.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars except the duck.

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Hitler had the right ideas, wne tupon it the wrong way.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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