- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

Slavery

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

Justin Littleton getting laid.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

yo mama so fat she's fat

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