A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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knock knock. no one's home..

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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