A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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