- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

knock, knock whos there child molestor

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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