Abortion.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

i killed my family

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

why did sally drown cause she was black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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