- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Whats funnier than 24.....25

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

That's illegal What? Your mom

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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