- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

Double-whammy

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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