- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

This is an anti joke

What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What do you call a Jew A Jew

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

rabbits running in my bathroom!

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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