Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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japan4.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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pubic lice.

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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am i invited to party? no

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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What?

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Dylan Eichas

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Punch line.

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