So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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SNAPPLE!

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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Got milk? No.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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