Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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Why is your face? Because.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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The Bible

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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^that joke's not funny

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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