- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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