I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Michael Brown

Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

An English man walks into a pub.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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