Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

What is white black and Chinese A panda

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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