- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who smells? •Liam

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

Chicken

Not Steve Jobs

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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