Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Watch your lips.

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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knock knock

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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