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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

- What's green and invisible? holds out empty hand - This cabbage

Allie said yesssssssss!

What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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