What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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adam shagged katie lololol

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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LIE

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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