- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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