Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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